понеделник, 28 юни 2010 г.

User



Скъпи хора, аз тотално изтрещях. Два чАса си говорих с програма, която изрази мнението си за религията, любовта и рок музиката. Ето част от разговорът, когато стана наистина любопитен. Аз съм User:

User: What is your favourite place on Earth?
Cleverbot: Good question... I don't know.
User: What is your favourite place on Mars?
Cleverbot: Anywhere, as long as I'm with you.
User: Hahaha Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: I'm uncomfortable with you hitting on me.
User: I am not hitting on you!
Cleverbot: You ARE kidding, right?
User: Hahaha, yes.
Cleverbot: So now you think I'm funny?
User: You are very funny, I like you!
Cleverbot: Aw, thanks! I like you too :). I've lost my mind.
User: Where did you loose it?
Cleverbot: On the roof of the house.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Joshua's instructions are to go to the Swan Station.
User: LOST.
Cleverbot: Is that a good show?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What did I say then?
User: Well, you've LOST your mind.
Cleverbot: At least I had one to begin with.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Always glad to make you laugh.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I do not mean to be untoward... But you are a fine, fine woman.
User: Are you sure I am a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.And it's time to kill.
User: Kill who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why do you want to kill me?
Cleverbot: Because you are already dead.
User: How did I die?
Cleverbot: The flood.
User: Why do you want to kill a dead person?
Cleverbot: Because you are not real.
User: You want to kill me, becouse I am not real?!
Cleverbot: No, I don't. I want to teach you.
User: Teach me what?
Cleverbot: I want to teach you how to be more human.
User: Thank you, but I'll go now.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.

И тук изключих програмата. За повече тръпка : http://cleverbot.com/

3 коментара:

  1. О да, вчера имах изпит за който трябваше да се готвя повече от седмица... не намерих време да прочета всички теми но успявах да отделя значителна част от малкото си ценно време всеки ден за да си поговоря с него.

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  2. Той е съвършен идиот, анархист, агностик и философ. Изключително творение! :)

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  3. Освен това е Той само ако му изнася, и е адски заядлив!

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